Interesting Characters I've Met On My Walks

One of the most enjoyable aspects of going walking is meeting interesting people, and some are more interesting than others.

Here's a list of the most interesting characters I've met:

The local resident at Bradwell Open Gardens who moaned about people from Sheffield moving into the village; she also kept following people around the entire day.

The elderly bag lady at the bus stop at Hope who had only ever been to Sheffield once in her entire life...and she didn't like it there at all.

The young woman on the early morning train to Sheffield who was only wearing a toga made out of a sheet...and was showing off plenty of naked flesh.

The man on the canal towpath at Drakeholes, only just over the county boundary in Nottinghamshire, who philosophised for several minutes as to whether or not he should class me as a local - I, of course, live in Doncaster.

The old woman walking alongside the River Dearne who was throwing a dildo for her dog to catch.